Java code - Hello World Test


public class Trial {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello World");
}
}


Results My Friend, Results

A nice forward from "Balaji"

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud
shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to
admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai !

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken

robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven .

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming

voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church
for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton
robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven .

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul
mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden
scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name &

goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people
PRAYED'

Moral of the story: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately
counts.

My trial with random art

Some more movie reviews

Premonition - Foreboding evil. Was crappy. It makes me wonder whether it's sandra bullock or the movie.

Dancing with the wolves - Was dogmatic. The version I saw did not have subtitles for redindian language, which was riddled in 1/3 of the movie.

Meet the spartans - Hated it to the core.

Since Orkut Movies Place is OUT.....

Here is the list of movies I like, and also hate.

1) IRIS (4/10) - I did not like the plot. Acting was ok. Mediocre, tending towards bad.
2) Monsoon Wedding (5/10) - This movie was a time pass. It reflects unfolding of events in
an upper class Indian marriage. Mira Nair at her usual.
3) Just high (2/10) - Methodman and Redman are dumb men who do a poor job in this movie.
4) High fidelity (2/10) - Couldn't stand it. Plot was pathetic.

Humor - Take it for the light side

The prime Minister of China
called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

" I'm sorry to hear about the attack.
It is a very big tragedy.
But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have
copies of everything."

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you.It
is a real tragedy.
So many people, such great bldgs…
I would like to ensure that we had nothin! g in connection with that……..

Bush: What Tragedy ? What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and
says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you, no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Pilot or Photographer

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.

The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures."

The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

Now and then you can allow your creativity to take a plunge and ...

start listening to The Beatles.

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better.

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Hey, Jude! Don't let her down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better