Humor - Take it for the light side

The prime Minister of China
called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

" I'm sorry to hear about the attack.
It is a very big tragedy.
But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have
copies of everything."

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you.It
is a real tragedy.
So many people, such great bldgs…
I would like to ensure that we had nothin! g in connection with that……..

Bush: What Tragedy ? What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and
says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you, no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"